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They complete their task, but are captured and sent to a P. There's also the Ilsa-like Dr. Lessing Lea Lander , who performs illegal experiments and torture on the male and female prisoners, including castration, flogging and other acts of degradation. When Lexman is made to view all this human suffering by von Stolzen, he and his platoon, along with fellow American prisoner Max Tyler Mike Monty , devise a way to escape the camp.

After a couple of setbacks, they escape into the African desert and bring Dr. Lessing along as a prisoner. Captain von Stolzen sends his troops out to find them, but Lexman and his men prove to be much tougher than the Captain expected. Lexman and his men lay waste to several Nazi desert outposts, steal some vehicles and head back to the prison camp, but Dr. Lessing breaks free and kills everyone except Lexman she runs out of bullets.

In what has to be the worst ending in recent memory, Lexman throws a shovel at Dr. Lessing's feet and says, "Dig! You will witness a man having his penis lopped-off with a machete, women beaten and stripped naked with one woman forced to walk on her hands and knees while being whipped with a riding crop , Max being forced to drink another man's urine he throws it in von Stolzen's face and is shot in the head and, of course, a Nazi orgy featuring naked female prisoners being forced to have sex.

The script also by Batzella tries to justify all this depravity and degradation by making Captain von Stolzen a homosexual he can be seen kissing a transvestite at the orgy and Dr.

Thankfully, at the 45 minute mark, the film reverts back to a straight war film, but it is so damn boring and uneventful, you'll be staring at the clock just begging for it to end. While there is plenty of full frontal female and male nudity on display during the first 45 minutes, none of it is the least bit titilating, which makes me wonder what kind of people enjoy this type of "entertainment".

This is just disturbing. Christopher Leader Jack Buddliner who, while browsing through an antique store with his fiancee Cynthia Jennifer Brooks , comes across the diary of Dr. He returns to the store after hours and demands to buy the book. When the shopkeeper refuses to sell it, the doctor strangles him. He brings the book home and begins reading it. Jekyll Buddliner again drinking his formula and turning into his alter ego. Hyde picks up a prostitute, whips her bloody, ties her to a bed, rapes her and, in a finishing touch, shoves a red-hot poker up her vagina!

Leader tries to duplicate the formula, but has much different results than his predecessor. Instead of turning into a Mr. Leader transforms into a horny Miss Hyde Jane Tsentas.

Initially shocked at the results, Dr. Leader learns to make the best of the situation since now the horny doctor can have the best of both sexual worlds. Leader reads more of the diary and in flashbacks we see Mr. Hyde brutally bludgeon and rape another prostitute. Leader decides that Dr.

That is not to be the case. The police find the dead shopkeeper and clues lead them to Dr. To avoid the cops, Dr. Leader hides in the body of Miss Hyde. Since the police are staking out his residence, Dr. Leader can only leave his home as Miss Hyde.

She goes to a bar, picks up a sailor and castrates him with a straight-razor, holding his dismembered dick in her hand while she watches him bleed to death. Miss Hyde then tries to seduce Detective Russo Harry Schwartz , but she fails in her attempt at killing him. Poor Cynthia is next. Promising to tell Cynthia the whereabouts of her missing fiancee, Cynthia agrees to meet Miss Hyde at her apartment. Miss Hyde strangles Cynthia, forcing her to pass out.

Miss Hyde is about to rape her when Detective Russo intervenes. Miss Hyde gets tossed out a window and dies, as we view the twisted body of Dr. Leader lying on the pavement below.

This poverty row flick released by David F. Friedman is heavy on the sleaze and nudity full male and female nudity with simulated sex but it is so badly acted and photographed by screenwriter Robert Birch that it is almost not worth your time. The sex scenes are dubbed with so many "oohs" and "aahs" that they become unintentionally hilarious instead of titillating.

The phony English accents in the flashback sequences are also funny. Hyde sounds like Blackbeard the Pirate. The violence is brutal, but never believable.

Ray Monde" pedestrian approach to filmmaking destroys any tension that may be had from the violent sequences. Producer Byron Mabe "B.

A Something Weird Video Release. It turns out I was correct because, even if you were expecting to be entertained for all the wrong reasons, this film is a dog. A little tiny dog with dried shit caked on its ass. This film also claims that it was based on a true story but, unless you think Tarzan is a real person, I highly doubt it. The film then flashes back to a South American country, where Catherine is on trial for two murders.

To make things even more confusing, the film has a flashback within a flashback, as Catherine defends her life and tells the court the circumstances that brought her here. They take a short break and pull over to the bank of the river, where Mommy is shot in the eye with a curare-tipped dart she is also shot in the breast with an arrow and Daddy is shot in the neck, both of them dead with their heads cut off.

Catherine is shot in the arm with a dart, but she survives, passing out from the deadly poison. When she wakes up, she finds she has been taken prisoner by a tribe of headhunters, tribe member Umukai Will Gonzales holding Mommy's decapitated head by her hair.

After watching real-life animal slaughter footage, where a leopard rips apart a baby doe, we watch as Catherine learns the customs and rituals of the native tribe. Umukai takes a shine to her, cutting the head off a rival tribe member who tries to kidnap her. Catherine's Aunt and Uncle form a search party to look for her. Catherine is led naked through the natives' village, where tribe members offer the Chief animals in order to own Catherine as their slave.

Umukai makes the best offer and we watch as he rapes Catherine she likes it and they become lovers! One day, Catherine escapes the village, running through the jungle topless she watches in horror as a leopard kills and eats a monkey , but she has no idea where she is going and the tribe recaptures her.

She is punished by the Chief, who inserts a wooden dildo into her, holding the bloody dildo in the air for everyone to see. All of this is punctuated by Catherine's narration, as she explains her plight to the court and the prosecution tries to get the jury to look at her as a murderess but who did she kill?

Her jungle adventure is also interrupted by footage of the search party. Since we already know the answer to the question: Will she escape from the tribe the tribe?

It tries to be different in the finale when it is revealed that Catherine's Aunt and Uncle killed her parents to inherit their fortune and hired the tribe to kidnap her Umukai also understands, and reveals to her that talks, English! The closing scenes show Catherine surprising her Aunt and Uncle in bed in a hotel room, where she paralyzes them with curare-dipped darts and then cuts their heads off with a hatchet.

Now you know why she was on trial for murder. It turns out she was found not guilty by reason of insanity and spent 8 years in a mental asylum.

We then see Catherine sitting on a bench in a London park and crying over Umukai, who committed suicide when she left the tribe!!!!

Believe it or not, this actually got a theatrical release in the U. The print on the DVD is colorful, but not perfect and the disc contains an easter egg remember them? No Blu-Ray at the time of this review. Do yourself a favor and forget you ever heard of this film I wish I could.

Hazel prefers to use women as her hitmen, but is forced to hire L. Perry King when no woman will take a job involving killing an autistic boy. Hazel's daughter, mentally-slow Mary Susan Tyrrell , and her illegitimate black baby; Hazel's mother Mary Boylan , who never stops smoking or hacking; and Hazel's husband Gordon Oas-Heim , who is oblivious to everything that's going on and who's main job seems to be putting flyers for Hazel's business on parked cars.

We then meet some of the hitwomen and the murders they commit. One woman crushes an "illegal alien's" legs under an auto hydrolic lift, cuts off his finger for her personal collection and then takes a Polaroid of the body as proof for the client who wanted retribution because the illegal alien pushed her husband into an oncoming subway train, severing his arm. A sister hit team, Glenda Geraldine Smith and Marsha Maria Smith , is hired by an angry gassy woman to kill an ex-cop's Lawrence Tierney dog, because he made fun of her shorts when they were in a bar!

Glenda and Marsha then take Mary to the movies, where Marsha who's a pyromaniac sets fire to the theater, killing fourteen of the patrons She laughs about it when watching a news report on TV the next day.

The sisters steal a car which Marsha also sets fire to while Glenda is still driving it! The next night, Glenda and Marsha beat-up the ex-cop and stab his dog. After a particularly nasty episode involving a baby and a highrise window, L. Things fall apart for Hazel when her disappointed clients start giving her a hard time the ex-cop's dog lived, the autistic boy's mother is pissed and a crooked cop pays a visit resulting in Hazel being drowned in her own kitchen sink.

A most fitting end for a woman so vain about appearances. While this film is basically nothing but a series of outrageous set pieces, it's not without it's twisted charms. Not one person in this flick acts normal or has any morals at all, whether it's Hazel trying to stiff the blind newstand guy by telling him the one dollar bill she handed him was actually a five dollar bill, L.

Most of the actors in this speak with thick New York City accents filmed on location and some of the dialogue they speak is hilarious. Glenda says in the theater: Let's take one home. Daddy said he'd chop my head off if he saw me with a nigger!


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